OPEN I guess this is first post here xD Let's go guys tell me some jokes

[MalayLeaks]

go go go go go type the joke and dont even thiink

 

[Legendarybob13]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Zephix]

to get to the other side

 

[LOOOOOO]

Why did the duck cross the road?

 

[Ridas_05]

to get to the other side

 

[LOOOOOO]

that's right ::

 

[Ridas_05]

 

[Cetriolo Infuocato]

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

 

[Ridas_05]

you eat the pizza

 

[LOOOOOO]

The Name

 

[Duuz]

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

 

[Hellig]

Почему мы говорим актерам «сломать ногу»?
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желаю удачи

 

[zscopuv]

What orphan website have wrong?




(homepage )

 

[Sappy]

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam. <- click here

 

[Hellig]

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam. <- click here

Dam?

 

[Hellig]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

a chicken walks along the road

 

[Hellig]

What has four legs and one arm?

 

[zscopuv]

What has four legs and one arm?

Your mom?

 

[zscopuv]

its making rhyme lol

 

[zscopuv]

Why two "black people" can't play chess?

Spoiler: Answer

Because white one starts.

Note: this isn't rasism, its just joke!